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[REPLAYING :the game:]

What?

Now, I have a good sense of humour, and yes, this does indeed have some humour to it.

But the fact is, the jokes are all presented in teh same goddamn way, it's almost like you're telling a collection of jokes, but the damn punchline is incredibly similar no matter how different the build up to the punch line is.

The stock level is a goddamn pain in the arse, why did I have to wait some 15 minutes before it decides to let you win?

Once again, the humour gets old and very dry fast. Sure enough I found the best part of this flash the preloader, what the fuck is that? If you're goddamn preloader is better than the flash itself you need to sort yourself out.

Furthermore, this is hardly a game, it's an interactive, you can move left and right, oh and "crawl" and jump... You spend the whole game trying to kill yourself while humour goes on in the background, some jokes seem high-brow and I didn't understand some of them as you have to have specific interests, eg. Zim.

I can see this review as getting flagged because it's harsh, but it's the damn truth, atleast I provide a full review compared to whole three lines complimenting a specific level and automatically giving you a 10 or 9.

The game lacks any showing of some hard work, for example, the same graphics are used, the same level is used in and out, the only thin that deserves compliments is the... well animations?

I disliked this "game" strongly, it's a waste of space in my opinion, it wasn't funny, it was a string of shit unrelated jokes tied together, rather than atleast keeping them related. Maybe I'm missing something, but I've asked a couple of people and they don't seem to get why people think of this game as this good, therefore leading me to believe that people find even the driest of comedy, a piece of gold in the eyes in a flock of goddamn sheep.

I hope you start making some actual games soon.

Nutcasenightmare responds:

You know, the funny thing is that I created levels like the 3D first person shooter and the 3D trolley to prove that I can make complex games, I merely choose not to. So in a way, this game was far more complex as it used SEVERAL game mechanics, ranging from 3d to drawing to particle physics...

So no, it wasn't supposed to have really any much 'game' value beyond the levels with highscores. That was kind of the point of the game, and my apologies that this game did not cater to your specific interests / sense of humour. ( I was just making levels and jokes based off what I love, from my 'high-brow' interests like math and economics, to my 'low-brow' interests like memes or violence. It's nice to know many people sans people like you share at least *some* of my very divergent interests. )

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******** Thank you for asking a couple of your peers on this before deciding that, because it is not a conventional game, everyone else are sheep. =D ********

But in all seriousness, I want to add even more game value to this series. Your concerns are of a minority, but a substantial one; plus I actually do want to make 'real' games. I've already considered changing up the format a bit next time.

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P.S: Stock market glitch was fixed a long, long time ago. Keep up with the times man.

[The Pick of Destiny]

That was....

FUCKIN AWESOME! I mean, I loved it, I dont know what it was aout this game, but I loved it.

I could only make it to the Armor Games pick...

LilDwarf responds:

Haha keep trying buddy. Thanks for liking it :D

[Striplings 2060]

this is REALLY poor...

i'm sorry to say mate, but this game just rock hard SUCKS, the only reason i'm rating this goddamn crappy game is because the truth had to be said, this game is pointless, it's basically a movie...this shouldn't even be classed as a game, i've seen better crap in the trash, i'm really sorry, but make a GOOD game. Please............

BoMToons responds:

Ouch.

If you wanna see a "good" game I've made check out http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/310247

(my Pico Day submission)