I love the hints all the way through, they way they break the fourth wall and such, and the cliche boss battle.
Humour was good as well.
Game is odd, seems to go from unsufferably difficult at the begining to "OMFG MY COMPUTER IS LAGGING SO MANY ZOMBIES!" easy as you progress.
I really loved it and must have spent 3 hours on it, and boy, does that time surely fucking fly.
Now, I have a good sense of humour, and yes, this does indeed have some humour to it.
But the fact is, the jokes are all presented in teh same goddamn way, it's almost like you're telling a collection of jokes, but the damn punchline is incredibly similar no matter how different the build up to the punch line is.
The stock level is a goddamn pain in the arse, why did I have to wait some 15 minutes before it decides to let you win?
Once again, the humour gets old and very dry fast. Sure enough I found the best part of this flash the preloader, what the fuck is that? If you're goddamn preloader is better than the flash itself you need to sort yourself out.
Furthermore, this is hardly a game, it's an interactive, you can move left and right, oh and "crawl" and jump... You spend the whole game trying to kill yourself while humour goes on in the background, some jokes seem high-brow and I didn't understand some of them as you have to have specific interests, eg. Zim.
I can see this review as getting flagged because it's harsh, but it's the damn truth, atleast I provide a full review compared to whole three lines complimenting a specific level and automatically giving you a 10 or 9.
The game lacks any showing of some hard work, for example, the same graphics are used, the same level is used in and out, the only thin that deserves compliments is the... well animations?
I disliked this "game" strongly, it's a waste of space in my opinion, it wasn't funny, it was a string of shit unrelated jokes tied together, rather than atleast keeping them related. Maybe I'm missing something, but I've asked a couple of people and they don't seem to get why people think of this game as this good, therefore leading me to believe that people find even the driest of comedy, a piece of gold in the eyes in a flock of goddamn sheep.
I hope you start making some actual games soon.
You know, the funny thing is that I created levels like the 3D first person shooter and the 3D trolley to prove that I can make complex games, I merely choose not to. So in a way, this game was far more complex as it used SEVERAL game mechanics, ranging from 3d to drawing to particle physics...
So no, it wasn't supposed to have really any much 'game' value beyond the levels with highscores. That was kind of the point of the game, and my apologies that this game did not cater to your specific interests / sense of humour. ( I was just making levels and jokes based off what I love, from my 'high-brow' interests like math and economics, to my 'low-brow' interests like memes or violence. It's nice to know many people sans people like you share at least *some* of my very divergent interests. )
******** Thank you for asking a couple of your peers on this before deciding that, because it is not a conventional game, everyone else are sheep. =D ********
But in all seriousness, I want to add even more game value to this series. Your concerns are of a minority, but a substantial one; plus I actually do want to make 'real' games. I've already considered changing up the format a bit next time.
P.S: Stock market glitch was fixed a long, long time ago. Keep up with the times man.
It took me a very very long time (I mean, trying since release), but I finally defeated the barron, then that paladin guy and all the way through zone 4 to kill Sinjid.
Played an Assassin, level 22, with full assassin armour + weapons
Partners were; Verdux level 21, full paladin armour and oblivion weapon; second aprtner was amber, also with full assassin.
put all points into speed.
Overall alright game, I had no fucking idea how to complete, mainly due to the fact I found a glitch where I could earn infinite cash, never had to sleep and very rarely had to eat.
it's done by calling any of the girls, eventually, you will manage to go down to -10 ap, from here you are not ap limited.
you can continuisly work from the restaurant earning you infinite cash if you go to the work department thing.
You can then buy everything, wastetime chatting to everyone, and in general whoring your way to loving every girl.
hope you can fix this.
I completed it, with all the girls, just couldn't find that super secret ending, any hints?
"Filthy Lucre" refers to money, right? So find someone who likes money and spend time with her...and make sure you use your cheats. ;)
Well I did it.
I completed every story, even convict, which was fucking hard.
Parray (while jumping, press "a" just before enemy attacks you (I just rapidly tapped it while jumping) became my best friend in the final battle.
Just one more unlock to go.
My record on Survival is 11 (on Pico and Piconjo)
Well, I spnt about an hour on the game, and I was dissapointed when completing the game 100% you didn't get another cheat...
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
THERE! I FUCKING GOT THE 10K BONUS, BUT I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING END KEY! YOU BASTARD! FUCKING MACS!
FUCKIN AWESOME! I mean, I loved it, I dont know what it was aout this game, but I loved it.
I could only make it to the Armor Games pick...
Haha keep trying buddy. Thanks for liking it :D
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