In just two news post my life has had a sudden reversal.
I'm not going back to college, and I only have one pending job, I cried a little bit.
EDIT
Fuck you life, my girlfriend broke up with me, I cried ALOT.
A couple days on, this is fucking horrible.
Feel sick all the time, completely no appetite, depression.
You know in the movies, where someone breaks up and then everything reminds them of their former partner?
TAHT SHIT HAPPENS.
Retrospective
What happened to the college bit?
Also, the copypasta makes your job look SO boring...