I just bought a penicorn, jealous?

And a dad 'n' me keychain, but who cares compared to a penicorn?

Today in college was interesting.

This pretty hot chick (Chick A) was biting my legs (we were sat on some stairs with me higher up), I just checked them now, bite marks everywhere ('twas painful atfirst with her biting, but I grew to like it :D). So there's this other chick (Chick B) who always tries (and usually succeeds) making out with me, and I dont really like it with her... So I told this chick A to pretend to be my GF if Chick B tried anything. Needless to say, she tried it on with me, so Chick A came over, had a go at her for trying it on with me, then we made out and walked off.

I felt badass.