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Grr...

2008-06-07 05:17:10 by iMini

I just got given a ban for posting a topic in the wrong section, well I thought it was the right section, unfortunately, I can't find out which mod gave me this fucking ban...

I made a topic about a GameStation and put it in the general section, as I wasn't sure...

So, the first words I wrote were "VG Forum? Nah" which is why I got banned, fucking bastard!

Anyway, thats not why I'm here, I'm here because of the timing I found out I got my ban...

Look at the picture with the remaining time.

Grr...


Happy Fucking Birthday

2008-03-29 13:03:09 by iMini
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It's my birthday tommorow (30th March) and I'll be 16, the legal age to have sex here in the UK and in most European countries, the legal age to have alchoholic drinks.

I'm just getting money for my birthday this year, I have £100 now, getting £200 off my mum and step dad and about £75 off of my real dad who I dont live with.

So, um... £375 I'll have, £275 I'm getting.

I'm gonna upgrade my computer, right now it's a piece of shit and for a avid gamer that isnt good.

I'll probably buy:
Nvidea GeForce 8800 GT OC (Over clocked) "Crysis edition" or Nvidea GeForce 8800 GT OC (Over clocked) "Crysis edition" *B Grade* (don't search for a difference, I dont think there is one)
And 1GB of ram (totalling me to 2GB)

The first thing I wanted is a graphics card, one of the best, 60FPS on TF2, 30FPS on Crysis (high graphics settings)

It's gonna be awesome.

And also, my girlfriend, for my birthday has decided to let me screw her... Awesome... 5th April when she gets back from her holiday.


Happy 3,000 posts to me and other stuff...

2008-02-16 12:56:58 by iMini
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So... I got my 3,000th post today, the post was nothing too special...

I believe I got my 2,000 shortly after the redesign, sometime in the summer while I was at my dads house in France (I only get to see with once or twice a year)...

not much to say about it...

Bought some new games for my xbox 360...

I got Mass Effect for £30 from Tesco and I got Stranglehold for £20 from HMV.

Mass Effect is incredibly under-rated, it doesn't get as much hype as it deserves...
The same goes for Stranglehold, an absolutely great stylish game...

Sorta like The Matrix, with more gore...

My my also decided to buy The Bourne Ultimatum, but I haven't seen The Bourne Supremacy, so I bought it at HMV.

I got a new haircut also, it looks alot better then what it used to be, it used to be very very curly, so I went to the hair dressers and got it cut and straightend... Which got me a girlfriend within a week...


Oblivion, it rocks...

2008-02-11 16:36:45 by iMini

Sorry to point out the obvious, but I think that this game rocks.

I borrowed this game for a few weeks before, and I just didn't get into the game... I got up to the first Oblivion gate and I was just too scared to dare go into the portal, so I just hung around in Citadel City (?) and got my steal and other thieving skills to 99...

I started borrowing it again, and I must say that I'm really really enjoying it...

I always thought I was too weak a character, so I took on the arena, asking a friend if my character could do it, he always said "sure".

I tried the whole arena, and I won it all, it was so easy...

From the Arena, I started the Oblivion gate, and I found it incredibly easy, I have no idea why I was so scared to give it a shot.

I imagined the game as one where I would have to become an amazingly good character, or I would be torn to parts, this is not the case.

I felt proud of myself once I solved the the 4 commentaries, I struggled on it, I actually knew how to find the answer from the start, but I kept telling myself "That's too simple"...

I took the first letter of the first word of every paragraph and sorted them into "Green Emporer Way Where Tower Touches Mid Day Sun"

I figured out the riddle easily enough, first I had to find "Green Emporer Way", I figured out where it was from "Tower" I presumed it was the "White Gold Tower".

I then waited 'till mid day, and I lined up the sun and the tower to find a chamber with a "Map" on it.

That has so far been the most fun I had in the game, all of that riddling...

I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it.

Must play on it more often.


Happy New Year.

2008-01-03 10:36:25 by iMini

Gosh, been a while since I posted a news post.

I just wanted to wish everyone a Happy New Year, I haven't really made any resolutions.

Well, I hope that by the end of the year, I will break 4,000 posts, it'll be a huge achievement for me since i joined in 06...

I also hope everyone else had a very merry Christmas.

I had some good time with my family and friends on Christmas, I got...

for my xbox 360 - Wireless Headset, Xbox live 1 year, Black wireless controller, 20GB hard drive and Call of Duty 4.

I also got alot of chocolate, some new DVD's, a dart board and some other stuff.

And feel free to add me on Xbox live - I TheChrist I


Steam/ Xfire names.

2007-11-23 17:03:38 by iMini
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Any of you guys got Steam or Xfire?

Woah, this was ment to be a long post, but I can't think of a fucking thing to say...

Anyway...

My Xfire is "christorz"
And my Steam account name is "ix_thechrist_xi" And I own CS:S, HL2, HL2 ep1, HL2 ep 2, HL:S and TF2.

Also, My Xbox live name - I TheChrist I

I've also decided to fuck the porn, it gets me no attention and if I do get attention it's jsut commenting on how fucking gorgeous the girl is...


Xbox Live

2007-11-04 14:15:28 by iMini
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Add me to your Friends in Xbox live!

GamerTag - I TheChrist I

After a long wait, I have finally got myself Xbox live...

I would have had it sooner, but my old modem was a real piece of shit, it was so damn small and there were no ethernet sockets for it...

Plugging it into my computer didn't help either, but alas, I have finally got a wireless modem, which has 4 ethernet plugs, only 1 of which is being used, which is my xbox 360 (screw paying like £50 for a wireless adapter...)

First impressions of xbox live?

I think it's fucking awesome! It's like playing a whole new game!

I also have a copy of Gears of War, which has a circular ring scratch along it, from my xbox, I have never been able to play Gears since...

But... I decided to see if its online play would work, I had dbouts on it, but I put it in, selected versus, and it damn well worked.

But it's so fucking hard, but practice makes perfect...

I don't have a HD right now, I just have a memory card, so I can't download anything big, like new maps...

I'm getting one for Christmas, but I think the memory card will do for now...

I'm thinking of buying a headset (wired) for about £15.

The problem with that is, I was planning on buying Assassins Creed soon, and if I buy this headset, I won't have enough money.

I'm sure I could easily persuade my parents into buying me one, so I suppose I don't have to worry.

I have 5 games which I can play xbox live on;

Halo 3
Gears of War
PREY
Crackdown

and Dead or Alive 4

If you want to add me on xbox live...

GamerTag - I TheChrist I

I'll see you there.

Xbox Live


So guys...

2007-11-03 18:38:36 by iMini

You voted for it...

You got it...

The majority of you voted for...

Porn!

So from now on, in every new post I make, I shall post a porn picture, no hentai and definetly no furries...

This is the same girl as in my last post...

What do you guys think?

So guys...


So guys, Hentai or Porn?

2007-10-29 18:00:58 by iMini
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I'm desperate to get people looking at my blogs...

So I'm going to start posting porn or hentai in my blog...

Now...

I'm wondering what should I post?

so what do you guys want?

So guys, Hentai or Porn?


My banner...

2007-10-06 03:58:22 by iMini
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Isn't my banner just awesome?

Damn Halloween Update...

So I've had to change my banner...

: If anyone has the madness banner saved somewhere, please upload it and link me to it?

Simply done in Paint.

Hardest part of making it was getting it to 770 pix wide x 100 pix length.

Here's the picture of the original banner.

My banner...